Black pudding saved my life, says butcher who used it to free himself from locked freezer

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in January 2018:

Our thanks to Mike P for this triumph of male ingenuity. It makes one proud to be a man.

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