Lavinia Kitching, 29, and Ruth Vaughan, 27, conned John Lewis out of £30,000. Suspended sentences, 240 hours unpaid work, £250 costs.

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in March 2016:

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