Unforeseen circumstances

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in September 2016:

From today’s Times:

A marvellous, apparently unironic, announcement from Mansfield Town FC yesterday: “Due to unforeseen circumstances, clairvoyant Trisha will not be appearing in the Kevin Bird Suite tomorrow night.”

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