Nike introduces its “Land Whale” sportswear range

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in June 2019:

Times caption: Nike says it wants to prove that its sports clothing is not only for slimmer customers, on account of so many of its potential customers being morbidly obese these days (J4MB: we may have added a few words there)

On the same day that L’Oreal launches its first make-up range for feminists (“Tired of looking like an angry, bitter, ugly, dried-up, crazy hag, with a faint moustache? Then try L’Oreal’s new Feminista beauty range!!!”), Nike launches its “Land Whale” sportswear collection. I look forward to a newspaper story in a few weeks’ time saying the Land Whale collection wasn’t the commercial success it had predicted, and the whale-shaped mannequins removed.

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