The orgasm gender gap: “My orgasm is not your property (so stop saying you made me come)”

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in March 2019:

When trying to explain why, at some point in the future, many men (possibly most men?) will prefer (mechanical) sex robots to (biological) women to satisfy their sexual needs, it would be difficult to beat this. After all, the (mechanical) car almost totally replaced the (biological) horse to satisfy a different need, personal transportation.

Let’s face it, for just $6,974.99 – about £5,360 – Tanya is a doll. Possibly not ideal for how you’ll be remembered by your kids if you die of a heart attack in the night, and they find Tanya in a wardrobe the next day, but otherwise, seriously, what’s the downside?

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Hot Crazy Matrix: Man’s Guide To Women

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in March 2019:

Just back from another day’s campaigning at Speakers’ Corner. It’s always great to engage with the public, and spend a few hours with some inspiring MRAs. Feel free to join us any time – we try to attend every other Sunday – the next meet-up will be 10:30 on Sunday, 24 March.

One of the MRAs today asked me today what my favourite MRA comedy video was, and I explained it’s one published by an American in 2014, Hot Crazy Matrix: Man’s Guide To Women (7:06). I’ve linked to it a few times in blog posts, but was surprised to learn just now that it wasn’t in our YouTube playlist of comedy video and audio pieces. It is now.

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Reaction mixed after Tory MP Nick Boles calls Labour backbencher Jess Phillips ‘irresistible’ in tweet

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in March 2019:

Nick Boles (C, Grantham and Stamford) is gay, a Remainer, and also certifiably insane, based on this. As if Jess Bloody-Phillips isn’t enough of a bloated narcissist already…

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Radio Times: “Labour MP Jess Phillips wins Celebrity Bake Off 2019 with brilliant feminist showstopper cake”

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in March 2019:

Ben Preston is an executive editor of The Sunday Times, and his wife is Janice Turner, a feminist journalist with The Times. In 2012 I sent him, as the then editor of the relentlessly feminist Radio Times, a Toady award. The story on our “Anti-Feminism League” website – it hasn’t been updated in years – is here. The award certificate is here. David Cameron won the “Toady of the Year” award five years in succession.

Onto Jess Bloody-Phillips. A piece in the Radio Times on her winning Celebrity Bake Off recently is here. What made her cake, in the view of the Radio Times headline writer, a “brilliant feminist showstopper cake”? The words “smash the patriarchy” in icing.

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A text exchange between a daughter and her mother

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in March 2019:

Our thanks to Tom for this:

DAUGHTER: Hi Mum, I need some advice. I’ve got some of my boyfriend’s cum stuck in my hair. How do I get it out, will I have to cut it out?

MOTHER: It’s so nice you can send me such a frank text. No, you won’t have to cut it out, I’ve had loads of cum in my hair over the years and it’ll just wash out.

DAUGHTER: Bloody auto correct, supposed to spell ‘GUM’.

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Theatre review: Feminist show Queen C*** is a modern TRIUMPH to empower both women and men

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in March 2019:

Express caption: Reminiscent of Monty Python: the actors’ portrayal of members of the Justice for Men and Boys Party (Image: Tilly May Photography)

Express caption: Surreal: the stage was well and truly painted ‘hairy and fleshy pink’ (Image: Tilly May Photography)

My thanks to Sally for pointing me to this piece published online by the Express. It’s about Queen C***, the latest testament to feminists’ relentless self-absorption and narcissism. The writer of the article is Sam Stevenson, a mangina. Extracts:

ZANY and daring, Queen C*** Sacred or Profane? is an important work for theatregoers to behold.

Deborah Ward and China Fish’s fearless feminist sketch show will empower women and men alike. The radical play evokes a heady mishmash of the endearing absurdity of The Mighty Boosh, with lashings of The Vagina Monologues thrown in for good measure. Sponsored by Lunette menstrual cup and made possible with Arts Council funding, [J4MB: In plain English, “made possible” by money extracted from taxpayers – mainly men, who pay almost 75% of the income taxes collected in the UK] the Hannah Elsy production aims to shed light on women’s issues of the day [J4MB: What a refeshing change from the relentless shedding of light on men’s issues] through the lens of the burlesque.

The actors craft an array of colourful and grotesque characters, which lampoon their subject matter with aplomb. During the show’s second rendition at London’s Bunker Theatre, the audience was audibly in stitches throughout…

Highlights included a giant, sentient “fleshy pink” vagina, an acerbic Monty Python-esque interpretation of British men’s rights activist Mike Buchanan – who was the founder of the Justice for Men and Boys party – and a performing stage manager who takes the form of an overexcited clitoris…

“As theatre-makers we are interested in comedy and specifically absurd comedy,” Deborah told Express.co.uk. The obvious thread of satire is pronounced throughout the performance. But while comedy undoubtedly spearheads this courageous show, it must not belie its true impact as a cutting-edge critique on the patriarchal world in which we live…

Beneath the side-splitting performances and witty script, Queen C***’s thesis therefore raises not only eyebrows but fundamental questions about the role of women today.

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Cardi B explains why she ‘drugged and robbed’ men

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in March 2019:

Our thanks to Sean for this. Men drugging and robbing women? Toxic masculinity, must be punished with a lengthy prison sentence. Women drugging and robbing men? Go girl, you’re strong, you’re a survivor!!!

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