Kelly Fielding, 31, offered sex in return for takeaway, went on racist rant when rejected. 12 previous convictions, spared jail, ‘last chance’. Hahahahahahaha…

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in December 2018:

Our thanks to David for this. The full article, emphases ours:

A woman with a history of beating people up has been given a ‘last chance’ as she avoided jail by the skin of her teeth.

Kelly Fielding, 31, went on a racist rant when fried chicken staff turned down her offer of sex in return for free food. [J4MB: Classy lady.]

She quickly became abusive so they gave her four chicken wings in the hope it would make her leave.

However, she didn’t stop with her abuse, slapping the takeaway manager as he tried to escort her out of the shop and calling him a ‘f**king P**i c**t’.

Police recognised Fielding when they arrived and she continued hurling abuse, this time at officers.

She kicked and spat at police, narrowly missing an officer’s face at Chesters Chicken in Wythenshawe, south Manchester.

Back at the station Fielding said that she was acting in self-defence and tried to lodge a complaint against the owner of the takeaway.

However, after CCTV footage was released she admitted being racist, assaulting two police officers and attacking one of the shop workers.

Despite being in breach of a suspended prison sentence for trying to smuggle drugs into prison Fielding was spared jail.

Manchester Crown Court heard that she had 12 previous convictions, most of which were for battery or public order offences.

Former drug addict and alcoholic, Fielding also has a history of carrying out a racially aggravated assault.

Judge Geoffrey Payne said this was her ‘last chance’ as he released her with an 18-month community order.

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Maria Miller makes a call for more women (fewer men) to be in Parliament. In other breaking news, bears crap in woods, and the Pope’s a Catholic.

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in December 2018:

Maria Miller MP.

Maria Miller MP has cleverly matched the colour of her jacket to the colour of her eyes. Bravo! We need more female MPs.

piece by Tim Birkbeck, an unfortunate male journalist who is paid to pen articles about Maria Miller MP, chair of the Women & Equalities committee, in the Basingstoke Gazette. I imagine he had dreams, once. An extract:

Following the event Cllr (Hannah) Golding said: “The event was a great opportunity to see behind the scenes of Parliament and meet inspiring women who are making sure politics works better for women in the future.” [J4MB: And by inference, making sure politics works less well for men in the future – which could be the Mission Statement of Ms Miller’s committee.]

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Konstantin Kisin, Russian comedian, refuses to sign a “behavioural agreement” from the School of African and Oriental Studies (SOAS) in London, which included a no-tolerance policy on “racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism”.

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in December 2018:

Our thanks to Steve for this.

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Nobody likes a male feminist

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in December 2018:

Our thanks to William for this link to an interesting article in Psychology Today which concentrates on work by Gul and Kupfer who found that women (regardless of how strongly they identified with feminism) preferred men who displayed benevolent sexism regardless of the fact that “previous research has found that women who endorse these beliefs often demonstrate approval of restrictions on women’s freedoms, independence and autonomy, and may impact women’s support for gender egalitarianism.”

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Calls to make Santa Claus a woman or gender neutral!

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in December 2018:

A U.K. poll of 400 people has revealed that 27% think that #TimesUp for the male public figure. The man himself is yet to comment – but rumours from the South Pole suggest that his naughty list has gotten a little longer.

Read more in The Mirror.

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Woman sues ex-roommate for $1.2m for training her parrot to sexually harass her

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in December 2018:

Our thanks to Guilherme for this story.

Sarah Johnson claims that her former roommate, Steven Moore, caused her psychological and emotional trauma by training her pet parrot to sexually harass her.

She kicked Moore out after six months but her parrot kept asking her to “show me your tits” and “stuff me in your pussy” for three years – till she had it euthanised.

Read more at Hasan Jasim.

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Radio station plays “Baby, it’s cold outside” for two hours in response to controversy

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in December 2018:

Several radio stations have recently banned the Christmas classic due to its’ “problematic” content but WAKY radio not only refused to pull it but made their feelings doubly clear by playing it on loop for 2 hours last Sunday!

Read more at Fox News.

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The worst own goal in football history? Maidstone United Women v Prince of Wales

A piece published on the website of Justice for Men & Boys (and the women who love them), the political party of which I’m the chairman, in December 2018:

Our thanks to John for this. The video is also on YouTube, here. 26 seconds of comedy gold, showing what’s been described on some sport websites as the worst own goal in football history. An extract from the article:

It’s fair to say a comedy of errors lead to this goal. The cross is poor, the keeper has a mare, the defender has no idea what she’s doing, the striker has a terrible effort and the second defender is left with egg on her face.

Maidstone did win 12-0 but there’s no excuse for just how dreadful that goal was, especially as it was only the third so it’s not like anyone could have given up already.

It’s honestly the best and worst goal we’ve seen and needs to both be celebrated and mocked in equal measure. It’s a special feat of footballing skill really.

Compare the skill level of the Prince of Wales defenders with that of six-year-old Oscar Herbert, from Northampton – here. The short video is sporting gold rather than comedy gold, and the lad is impressively modest about what he’s just done (on his second attempt, hence the modesty. Usually he manages it first time, I expect).

It does beg the question, could teams of boys under seven years of age beat the British women’s teams at football and rugby? Now those would be matches I’d travel some distance to see…

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